Piggy's Day/Call the cops
From Create Your Own Story
You don't have a phone. Payphones haven't existed in 8000 years. You'll have to go and find a police station. Perhaps the officials aren't as corrupt as in your dreams? You venture along the street, and find a place that at least looks like a police station. Upon closer inspection, you see that it's a gay bar with a theme night.
Piggy: "Hey, can any of you call the cops? I saw a bunch of mafiosos stuffing a dead body into a carpet in a that bar nearby."
Gay person: "Hold on, I don't have a phone, but I can spread the word."
The noise of the bar causes a natural broken-phone-phenomenon. In ten minutes, there's been 20 different calls to the police station, all with different details. The last one reported a drunk hermaphrodite dinosaur making threats to the moon from top of the Washington monument. The police station was over-prepared for the turn of the deci-millenium, and have enough resources to sent a patrol to all of these calls. The city is soon overridden with police. The mafiosos in the bar are terrified, as they believe the Interpol is in town. They walk out the back door of the bar, just as a patrol car runs past, and stops to arrest them. Success! You, sensing you might have had something to do with this chaos, flee the city.
Piggy: "Well, that was interesting."
As you're about to enter the woods to hide from the police, one patrol car stops to ask you questions.
Police: "Excuse me, sir. We've had a report of a... pink horse smuggling cigarettes into the city via an abandoned subway by the woods. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that?"
You:
