The bar, to get drunk before going to Penny's party

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Current revision as of 16:59, 12 December 2010

You've never had much self control, and you still don't. Even after your 7th shot of vodka/tequila you keep on ordering more, at a prodigious speed. Once you can't stand on your hoofs anymore, and you've tried making out with the bartender for the third time, the staff decides you've had enough and call a taxi for you. When walking to the door however, you trip over your own legs, and smash head first into a wine bottle. Everything goes dark.

You wake up in the hospital, hearing shards form a doctors orders: "Lost a lot of blood...need to operate right now...probably isn't gonna make it..."

The doctor was right. You died from blood loss during the operation, and were cremated a week later.

What's the lesson? Drink alcohol, wear a helmet!