Smutty Sex Romp

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YOU WAKE UP AND THEN REALIZE THAT YOU'RE A TOTAL RETARD FOR LOOKING AT THIS PAGE.

GOOD JOB YOU RETARD

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-You wake up and glance at the alarm clock: it's 9 AM, and you just woke up with a hard-on.
+YOU WAKE UP AND THEN REALIZE THAT YOU'RE A TOTAL RETARD FOR LOOKING AT THIS PAGE.
+GOOD JOB YOU RETARD
-Do you:
-*[[Put on some clothes and head for the Red Light District?]]
-*[[Go trolling at the mall?]]
-*[[Find your little black book and see who makes house calls?]]
-*[[Visit a local hotel that you hear has hot maids in tight outfits?]]
-*[[Hard on? Wait a minute, I'm a woman]]
-{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}