Start the damn story already

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You wake up breathing heavy. You've had that dream again. All the touching and moaning has given you a raging erection. Do you:

Try to recollect the dream and masturbate

Find your phone to see who you can call over

Try to pick someone up at a local bar

Head over to the red light district

Take a shower and collect your thoughts

Remember you need to get to work

Or: Wonder why you have a penis in the first place