Piggy's Day/The Devil
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| - | Piggy: "It's a deal. Give me a gun!" | + | '''Piggy:''' "It's a deal. Give me a gun!" |
| - | Devil: "Here you go." | + | '''Devil:''' "Here you go." |
The devil hands you a brand new shotgun. Where it actually came from, you're still not quite sure yourself. The devil then kicks back, grabs some popcorn and lets the events unfold. | The devil hands you a brand new shotgun. Where it actually came from, you're still not quite sure yourself. The devil then kicks back, grabs some popcorn and lets the events unfold. | ||
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Meanwhile, at Evil inc., the company that owns the lottery, the company's owner, Sam Mustache, sits at his desk, plotting to take over the world. | Meanwhile, at Evil inc., the company that owns the lottery, the company's owner, Sam Mustache, sits at his desk, plotting to take over the world. | ||
| - | Sam: "Let's see... Should I blow up Moscow or St. Petersburg first?" | + | '''Sam:''' "Let's see... Should I blow up Moscow or St. Petersburg first?" |
| - | Piggy: "How about we blow you up first?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "How about we blow you up first?" |
Sam turns around to see you, holding a shotgun at his head. | Sam turns around to see you, holding a shotgun at his head. | ||
| - | Sam: "How the hell did you get past the security?" | + | '''Sam:''' "How the hell did you get past the security?" |
| - | Piggy: "Uhh... through the door. I think your guards are not the most loyal." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Uhh... through the door. I think your guards are not the most loyal." |
| - | Sam: "Who sent you after me? CIA, KGB or NATO?" | + | '''Sam:''' "Who sent you after me? CIA, KGB or NATO?" |
Before you can answer, you hear loud banging from the door. Someone is trying to break inside. | Before you can answer, you hear loud banging from the door. Someone is trying to break inside. | ||
| - | Piggy: "Huh. Must be more angry lottery players." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Huh. Must be more angry lottery players." |
| - | Sam: "Lottery players? Oooh, THAT! Listen, man, that thing was just a very elaborate pyramid scam." | + | '''Sam:''' "Lottery players? Oooh, THAT! Listen, man, that thing was just a very elaborate pyramid scam." |
| - | Piggy: "Really?" | + | '''Piggy:''' "Really?" |
| - | Sam: "Yes! and I'm really rich, so I can reward you with... say... 5 million dollars, if you only press this button to launch nuclear missiles at Russia." | + | '''Sam:''' "Yes! and I'm really rich, so I can reward you with... say... 5 million dollars, if you only press this button to launch nuclear missiles at Russia." |
| - | Piggy: "Interesting..." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Interesting..." |
On the dashboard there are two large buttons, one of them says "Go", the other says "Stop". You try to decide which one to press. | On the dashboard there are two large buttons, one of them says "Go", the other says "Stop". You try to decide which one to press. | ||
Current revision as of 17:45, 27 March 2016
Piggy: "It's a deal. Give me a gun!"
Devil: "Here you go."
The devil hands you a brand new shotgun. Where it actually came from, you're still not quite sure yourself. The devil then kicks back, grabs some popcorn and lets the events unfold.
Meanwhile, at Evil inc., the company that owns the lottery, the company's owner, Sam Mustache, sits at his desk, plotting to take over the world.
Sam: "Let's see... Should I blow up Moscow or St. Petersburg first?"
Piggy: "How about we blow you up first?"
Sam turns around to see you, holding a shotgun at his head.
Sam: "How the hell did you get past the security?"
Piggy: "Uhh... through the door. I think your guards are not the most loyal."
Sam: "Who sent you after me? CIA, KGB or NATO?"
Before you can answer, you hear loud banging from the door. Someone is trying to break inside.
Piggy: "Huh. Must be more angry lottery players."
Sam: "Lottery players? Oooh, THAT! Listen, man, that thing was just a very elaborate pyramid scam."
Piggy: "Really?"
Sam: "Yes! and I'm really rich, so I can reward you with... say... 5 million dollars, if you only press this button to launch nuclear missiles at Russia."
Piggy: "Interesting..."
On the dashboard there are two large buttons, one of them says "Go", the other says "Stop". You try to decide which one to press.
You press:
