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"Hello, officer, what's the problem?", you ask innocently. | "Hello, officer, what's the problem?", you ask innocently. | ||
| - | The policeman does a triple take "Ma'am, why ain't you got clothes on? You know you can't drive butt nekkid here." | + | The policeman does a triple take. "Ma'am, why ain't you got clothes on? You know you can't drive butt nekkid here." |
| - | "Oh my God, I'm so sorry", you feign genuine surprise, "I was driving home from the nudist club just | + | "Oh my God, I'm so sorry", you feign genuine surprise, "I was driving home from the nudist club just up the road and I just got so used to it that I forgot to wear clothes!" |
| - | You widen your legs a bit and | + | You widen your legs a bit and raise your arms, pretending to stretch but really you're just giving the cop a better view of everything. The cop blushes deeply and silently watches you stretch. When you finish, he says "Try to be more careful, ma'am. Never know what can happen on the road. You have a good night now." The cop leaves and you can't believe what just happened. You just got pulled over totally naked and not only did you not get arrested, you didn't even get a speeding ticket! Driving naked rules! What do you do next? |
Current revision as of 00:22, 7 October 2015
Status: Naked and calm
"Hello, officer, what's the problem?", you ask innocently. The policeman does a triple take. "Ma'am, why ain't you got clothes on? You know you can't drive butt nekkid here." "Oh my God, I'm so sorry", you feign genuine surprise, "I was driving home from the nudist club just up the road and I just got so used to it that I forgot to wear clothes!" You widen your legs a bit and raise your arms, pretending to stretch but really you're just giving the cop a better view of everything. The cop blushes deeply and silently watches you stretch. When you finish, he says "Try to be more careful, ma'am. Never know what can happen on the road. You have a good night now." The cop leaves and you can't believe what just happened. You just got pulled over totally naked and not only did you not get arrested, you didn't even get a speeding ticket! Driving naked rules! What do you do next?
