Waifu Quest/beer
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"Miller Genuine Draft? Seriously?" you ask. "You're my fantasy and this is the best you can do?"
"I... I thought you'd like it." Your waifu casts her eyes downward.
"Well, you didn't do your research!" You sigh in exasperation. "You can't expect me to fuck you with a bunch of flavorless corn fluid sloshing around in my belly."
Your waifu rolls her eyes as you go on a long rant about ales and lagers and hop ratios and how Sam Adams should have been shot by the British, not for being a rebel, but for inventing Cherry Wheat. Eventually your waifu goes home and drinks the beer by herself and reads sexy CYOA adventures to amuse herself. By the time you notice she's gone, you're expounding on the comparative merits of the various Trappist beers.
You write a long rant on Reddit about how women are all phony bitches because they don't appreciate your intellect.
GAME OVER-- You scored -1200 out of 1000 points
