Go out and take a walk for a few hours
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Revision as of 23:10, 30 January 2014
You decide to take a walk. As you wander you contemplate ways to win over your new, albeit reluctant, mate. You continue walking and thinking for a few hours and when you finally become aware of your surroundings you realize that you have no idea where you are.
You wander around for a while hoping to see something familiar. And your balls are starting to ache again. You look for somewhere to sit down and masturbate to and relieve the pressure building in your loins. You spot a tree stump that looked rather flat. Just as you go to sit down a rock the size of a man's fist hits you in the chest. You look up to spy an enraged male elf, staring at you, rock in hand, poised to throw. "Where is she?!he cried. You stand there confused for a moment before asking carefully, "Where is who?" "Tamira! Where is Tamira?!" " Who is Tamira?" "Don't play dumb with me orc. I know you have her!" "I don't know anyone named Tamira." "Liar,"he cries and pelts you with the rock. You are starting to get annoyed by his antics as it has prevented you from relieving the pressure that has been steadily building in your groin, which is now causing you quite a bit of discomfort. You have to do something quickly. But what?
What do you do?
