Eat Dexter for breakfast
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Revision as of 19:40, 11 January 2012
Mornings aren't for you but bacon is.
You feel a bit guilty. Dexter was an old friend after all. The scent of the coffee is too beyond overpowering however and you've always said you'd perfect a spell someday that can turn anything into delicious bacon.
You utter a chant,Tabah Nahng Tuhlung Kuh and your magic wand turns into a shiny fork made of pure silver. You devour the bacon first and then the croissant. You've never tasted pastry so fluffy and sweet. You finish off the coffee with one ravenous gulp.
You feel full and sleepy. Lying back down on your gigantic expensive bed you close your eyes to sleep.
But sleep does not come. You start to feel a rumble in your stomach. You clutch your belly and your entire face grimaces in pain.
You suddenly remember you're allergic to mushrooms. And the royal chef Dexter's famous delicacy are mushrooms. The whole room starts to seem like it's swaying quickly. You can almost swear you're in a ship during a mad storm instead of your bedroom in the castle.
Your whole face turns white and the pain increases. You start to see the chocolate waterfall from your dream, right in your very room. The flowers however aren't the lovely nuts and marshmallow from your dream last night. They have evil red eyes and fangs. The fangs bite your whole body and you scream in terror.
The king's guards find you hours later. Your corpse is on the bed surrounded by petals. There is an expression of frozen fright and pain on your face. The whole kingdom never figures out how you die. Or why there is a curious silver mushroom found inside the empty cup next to your bed.
THE END
