Goddess

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(trying to be egalitarian here. Same shit as God, different divine gender.)
 
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You call Goddess but she's not picking up.
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You call Goddess but she's too busy arguing with God.
A plane flies overhead and drops something out. You look very closely and see it's a bomb but by then it's too close.
A plane flies overhead and drops something out. You look very closely and see it's a bomb but by then it's too close.
Bye-Bye........  
Bye-Bye........  
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The next thing you know, you look like Wile E. Coyote with ash all over his face.
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So...
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*[[Go looking for roadrunners to eat]]
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*[[Run off a cliff and stand in the air for a moment while you wave your hand bye bye]]
[[Category:One Messed Up Story]]
[[Category:One Messed Up Story]]

Current revision as of 06:55, 22 January 2011

You call Goddess but she's too busy arguing with God.

A plane flies overhead and drops something out. You look very closely and see it's a bomb but by then it's too close.

Bye-Bye........

The next thing you know, you look like Wile E. Coyote with ash all over his face.

So...

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