Go to school, you're already late dumbass

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Oh shit, you're already late!!! You slip into yesterday's casual attire, grab your skateboard and zoom to school (not minding the assholes who look quizically at you because you have a ten-inch pole sticking through your pants).
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You slip into yesterday's casual attire, grab your skateboard and zoom to school (not minding the assholes who look quizically at you because you have a ten-inch pole sticking through your pants).
Anyway, you arrive in school shaky and sweaty. You're thirty minutes late 'coz you were up all night watching Oscar dela Hoya porn.
Anyway, you arrive in school shaky and sweaty. You're thirty minutes late 'coz you were up all night watching Oscar dela Hoya porn.

Revision as of 08:21, 27 May 2014

Oh shit, you're already late!

You slip into yesterday's casual attire, grab your skateboard and zoom to school (not minding the assholes who look quizically at you because you have a ten-inch pole sticking through your pants).

Anyway, you arrive in school shaky and sweaty. You're thirty minutes late 'coz you were up all night watching Oscar dela Hoya porn.

When you get into the classroom, there's a chemistry exam. You fail big time. Principal Weatherbee calls you to his office.

Go into Weatherbee's office.

Ignore that fat dumb shit.

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