Declaire yourself a Pope

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According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth."

So that means YOU!

Well mister (or miss) Pope, you now have some mighty cool powers.

As a Pope of Discordianism, you now have these Goddessly ordained rights and powers:

• To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.

• To completely rework the Erisian church.

• To baptise, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).

• To ex-communicate, de-ex-communicate, re-ex-communicate, and de-re-ex-communicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).

• To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia."

So what are you going to do with all this power?

• Start naming people Saints
• Completely rework the Erisian Church
• Ex-communicate Kerry Thornley
• Marry random objects in your room
• Complain because there shouldn't be an 'i' in the word 'declare'

Status
Health	23	Equipment: Pope Card
MP	23
Level	23