Go get a hotdog
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So you've read the Pentabarf, and have already done the first two commandments. (Admitted that there is no Goddess but the Goddess, used the official numbering system, ect.)
Then you get to the third and most holy of commandments of the Pentabarf- "A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns)."
Well, that's it. You're going to do it now. You're going to eat the hotdog. You are the MAN (or WOMAN, ect.)!
Do you:
