Go piss on your parents' graves
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*[[Use your Superbreath to freeze them to death]] | *[[Use your Superbreath to freeze them to death]] | ||
*[[Use your Supervision on the Kents until they have cancer]] | *[[Use your Supervision on the Kents until they have cancer]] | ||
| - | *[[Piss on their faces using your Superpiss causing them to drown]] | + | *[[Piss on their faces using your Superpiss, causing them to drown]] |
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[[Category: Superdickery]] | [[Category: Superdickery]] | ||
Current revision as of 20:27, 20 March 2009
You fly to the Smalltown cemetary to piss on your parents graves, but then you realize that you were born on Krypton - which exploded - therefore your parents have no graves.
To sate your anger at being unable to piss on your parents graves, you decide to kill the Kent family.
Do you
- Use your heat vision to trap the Kents in their farm house
- Use your Superbreath to freeze them to death
- Use your Supervision on the Kents until they have cancer
- Piss on their faces using your Superpiss, causing them to drown
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