Grab onto the canvas awning to save yourself
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| - | You frantically clasp the worn canvas. Unfortunately you have long failed to grasp the elusive nature of proper (and moderate) nutrition. When people referred to the "food pyramid" you thought they were talking about an ideal body shape! The canvas alters your trajectory towards a particularly sharp rock before ripping away from the rusty nails holding it in place. Its unpleasantly weathered texture is the second-to-last sensation which you experience before | + | You frantically clasp the worn canvas. Unfortunately you have long failed to grasp the elusive nature of proper (and moderate) nutrition. When people referred to the "food pyramid" you thought they were talking about an ideal body shape! The canvas alters your trajectory towards a particularly sharp rock before ripping away from the rusty nails holding it in place. Its unpleasantly weathered texture is the second-to-last sensation which you experience before the aforementioned rock makes you into an unwholesome example of abstract expressionism. |
| - | *************You have died. Your score is 0 out of 600 qualifying you for the rank of third class yokel. | + | *************You have died. Your score is 0 out of 600 qualifying you for the rank of third-class yokel. |
| + | {{TrailerStatus|Equipment=No life|Health=0|MP=0|Level=1}} | ||
| + | [[Category: Legend of the Trailer Park]] | ||
Current revision as of 19:21, 30 March 2007
You frantically clasp the worn canvas. Unfortunately you have long failed to grasp the elusive nature of proper (and moderate) nutrition. When people referred to the "food pyramid" you thought they were talking about an ideal body shape! The canvas alters your trajectory towards a particularly sharp rock before ripping away from the rusty nails holding it in place. Its unpleasantly weathered texture is the second-to-last sensation which you experience before the aforementioned rock makes you into an unwholesome example of abstract expressionism.
- You have died. Your score is 0 out of 600 qualifying you for the rank of third-class yokel.
| Status | ||
| Health | 0 | You have:
No life |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
