Piggy's Day/Break

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Captain: "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?"
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'''Captain:''' "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?"
The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music.
The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music.
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Piggy: "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well."
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'''Piggy:''' "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well."
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Piggy 2B0F36: "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!"
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'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!"
Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him.
Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him.
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Piggy 2B0F36: "Now this I like! What is this?"
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'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "Now this I like! What is this?"
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Piggy: "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..."
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'''Piggy:''' "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..."
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Piggy 2B0F36: "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before."
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'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before."
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Captain: "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?"
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'''Captain:''' "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?"
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Piggy 2B0F36: "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!"
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'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!"
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A.I. Piggy: "Eh, what?"
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'''A.I. Piggy:''' "Eh, what?"
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Piggy 2B0F36: "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!"
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'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!"
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A.I. Piggy: "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name."
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'''A.I. Piggy:''' "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name."
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Piggy: "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen."
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'''Piggy:''' "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen."
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A.I. Piggy: "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre."
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'''A.I. Piggy:''' "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre."
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Piggy: "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!"
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'''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!"
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A.I. Piggy: "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!"
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'''A.I. Piggy:''' "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!"
*[[Piggy's Day/The Aborted Fetuses]]
*[[Piggy's Day/The Aborted Fetuses]]

Current revision as of 07:12, 28 March 2016

Captain: "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?"

The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music.

Piggy: "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well."

Piggy 2B0F36: "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!"

Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him.

Piggy 2B0F36: "Now this I like! What is this?"

Piggy: "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..."

Piggy 2B0F36: "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before."

Captain: "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?"

Piggy 2B0F36: "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!"

A.I. Piggy: "Eh, what?"

Piggy 2B0F36: "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!"

A.I. Piggy: "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name."

Piggy: "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen."

A.I. Piggy: "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre."

Piggy 2B0F36: "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!"

A.I. Piggy: "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!"

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