Piggy's Day/Break
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| - | Captain: "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?" | + | '''Captain:''' "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?" |
The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music. | The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music. | ||
| - | Piggy: "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well." | + | '''Piggy:''' "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well." |
| - | Piggy 2B0F36: "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!" | + | '''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!" |
Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him. | Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him. | ||
| - | Piggy 2B0F36: "Now this I like! What is this?" | + | '''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "Now this I like! What is this?" |
| - | Piggy: "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..." | + | '''Piggy:''' "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..." |
| - | Piggy 2B0F36: "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before." | + | '''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before." |
| - | Captain: "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?" | + | '''Captain:''' "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?" |
| - | Piggy 2B0F36: "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!" | + | '''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!" |
| - | A.I. Piggy: "Eh, what?" | + | '''A.I. Piggy:''' "Eh, what?" |
| - | Piggy 2B0F36: "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!" | + | '''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!" |
| - | A.I. Piggy: "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name." | + | '''A.I. Piggy:''' "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name." |
| - | Piggy: "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen." | + | '''Piggy:''' "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen." |
| - | A.I. Piggy: "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre." | + | '''A.I. Piggy:''' "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre." |
| - | Piggy: "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!" | + | '''Piggy 2B0F36:''' "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!" |
| - | A.I. Piggy: "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!" | + | '''A.I. Piggy:''' "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!" |
*[[Piggy's Day/The Aborted Fetuses]] | *[[Piggy's Day/The Aborted Fetuses]] | ||
Current revision as of 07:12, 28 March 2016
Captain: "Perhaps this is the self-destruct button?"
The captain presses the "Break" button. The monitors shut down, two cups of warm coffee are ejected onto the table from a tube, and a radio starts playing soft music.
Piggy: "Hey, that's convinient! I need a break-button in my house as well."
Piggy 2B0F36: "I HATE hoomin music. It's such a bunch of meaningless, spineless love stories!"
Piggy 2B0F36 gives the radio a hard punch. The radio station changes, and starts playing death metal. This resonates differently with him.
Piggy 2B0F36: "Now this I like! What is this?"
Piggy: "That's... I think that's some hardcore form of metal. I'm not the most familiar with..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "Never mind what it is. The sound of it is something I've never heard of before."
Captain: "On other news, shall I continue pressing these buttons?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "No! I've got a waaay better idea. Let's ditch our plans of destroying the world, and become a metal band!"
A.I. Piggy: "Eh, what?"
Piggy 2B0F36: "We could be named The Aborted Fetuses! We'd make the angstiest, skull-breakingest, ear-rapingest songs of all!"
A.I. Piggy: "But we're in a control room on the brink of destroying the world! Also, The Horsemen o' Apocalypse would be a more fitting name."
Piggy: "That's just bullshit. You can't spell Horsemen without semen."
A.I. Piggy: "I don't think that'd be a liability for our genre."
Piggy 2B0F36: "It's The Aborted Fetuses, dammit!"
A.I. Piggy: "The Horsemen o' Apocalypse!"
