Hard on? Wait a minute, I'm a woman

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Revision as of 03:55, 10 September 2007

Rubbing your eyes groggily, you wonder why you think you have a hard on. Not that you would mind having a raging hard on between your legs, pumping your pussy...going out and finding a willing hard on, or at least a hard dildo, might be a good idea. Then again, you wouldn't mind staying home today. But one thing remains certain:

You're fucking horny!

You:

• Break out one of your trusty dildos.
• Break out one of your trusty vibrators.
• Break out one (or more) or your trusty fingers.
• Reach for your nightstand, grab your cell phone, program your number into the autodialer, and make good use of the vibrate setting.

Or maybe get out of bed and:

• Head to the pub
• Walk the streets
• Go to the beach
• Start knocking on doors in your apartment building
• Troll the internet and look for something kinky locally

Or do you mumble:

• "Fuck it, I'm too tired," roll over and go back to sleep