Midlife Crisis

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-	<b>BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!</b> goes the sound of your alarm.	+	<b>BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!</b> Goes the sound of your alarm.
-	7:30 - your late for work.<br><br>	+	<b>7:30</b> - and you're late for work.<br><br>
-	you think to yourself that maybe you shouldn't set your alarm for thirty minutes after your supposed to be at work, and then drearly get out of bed and head downstairs.	+	"Why did I set my alarm for 7:30?" You ask yourself.  "Was it a drunken bet?! <br>...is that what I've sunk to?! Getting drunk by myself, and daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!"
	Do you:		Do you:
-	*[[get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the paper clip factory]]	+	*[[Get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the Women's Shoe Store]]
-	*[[call in sick and watch a bit of Homes under the Hammer on BBC2]]	+	*[[Call in sick and watch The Price is Right]]
-	*[[do a dance]]	+	*[[Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night]]
-	{{Status|Equipment=''night cap, slippers''|Health=100|MP=#|Level=#}}	+	[[Category:Midlife Crisis]]
-	[[Category: Midlife crisis]]	+

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Current revision as of 06:15, 12 April 2013

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! Goes the sound of your alarm. 7:30 - and you're late for work.

"Why did I set my alarm for 7:30?" You ask yourself. "Was it a drunken bet?!
...is that what I've sunk to?! Getting drunk by myself, and daring myself to set the alarm for 7:30?!"

Do you:

• Get a cup of coffee then head of for work at the Women's Shoe Store
• Call in sick and watch The Price is Right
• Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night