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==Part the Second: And Yea, Did The Lord Say, "Let There Be Funk"==

''You wander through the freakish disco looking for a worthy opponent. As you weave through the crowds, a man with the biggest afro you've ever seen—yet the body of a pale, skinny white dude—bumps into you, almost knocking the ''Elton John''-class glasses from his oh-so-pasty face. He glares up at you.''

Afro Dude: "Bouge, phoney! You're, like, so stunned, bro, I'ma gonna git jive on your ass, dig it?"

'''> Er, are you one of those crazy people?'''

Afro Dude: "Jive brawl, airhead! Or are you chicken? Ba-KARK! Oh, burn!"

'''> Let's groove, cheese weasel.'''

''You and the obnoxious afro dude strut down to the dance floor. The crowd forms a square around the two of you. Afro dude starts limbering up in one corner.''

Afro Dude: "Get down, geek. Show me hard core, honkey!"

'''Choose your groove, cat:'''
*[[Tribute/Funk-Off Jive|Try a simple jive]]
*[[Tribute/Funk-Off Gibbon|Do the Funky Gibbon]]
*[[Tribute/Funk-Off Boogaloo|Do the Electric Boogaloo]]
*[[Tribute/Funk-Off Travolta|Do your best Travolta impression]]
*[[Tribute/Funk-Off End|This is harshin' my mellow! I'm outta here]]

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*''Jumble Sale''-class clothes
*Good fashion sense (relatively speaking)|Health=100|MP=0|Level=1}}
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