Piggy's Day/A strange machine - Revision history

Hodari at 07:59, 30 April 2017

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	'''Another space nazi:''' "Yes, let's attack anyways."		'''Another space nazi:''' "Yes, let's attack anyways."

-	Four space nazis enter your ship. The leader is a creature only two feet tall with a spiked trunk and strange-shaped eyes. The second-hand man is a Novevhri, an animal that looks like a tall bipedal duck with a skull. The thrid nazi is a large, tentacled ~~blod~~ with two conjoined eyes and a single pupil. The fourth is a humanoid robot.	+	Four space nazis enter your ship. The leader is a creature only two feet tall with a spiked trunk and strange-shaped eyes. The second-hand man is a Novevhri, an animal that looks like a tall bipedal duck with a skull. The thrid nazi is a large, tentacled blob with two conjoined eyes and a single pupil. The fourth is a humanoid robot.

	'''The nazis:''' "Resistance is futile!"		'''The nazis:''' "Resistance is futile!"

Hodari at 18:07, 27 March 2016

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A spotlight appears from the room, and projects light onto a fairly large, high-technical machine.

Piggy: "Now what kind of a microwave is this supposed to be?"

You give the machine a jolly good bonk with your arm. The machine then starts to buzz. Then, you fall down a few meters.

Piggy: "Oh, what the hell, it was trapped? Weird, would've though they'd have a more effective trap down here."

You get up, dust yourself off, and notice that you're standing on the ceiling. At this point, a man in a weird hat with a fork on it walks into the room.

Weird hat man: "Excuse me, who are you?"

Piggy: "I'm Piggy. Who the hell are you?"

Weird hat man: "I'm from the guard of the emperor of Sfork."

Piggy: "You mean the crazy guy? The guy who they call 'The emperor of forks?'"

Guard: "He's not crazy! He has genuine authority over Phobos. Also, that gravity-reversing machine you've used is a secret project by our country. To preserve the secret, we need you to come to Phobos for the time being."

Piggy: "Nah, man."

Guard: "You do realize that you're a convicted felon on the run, and we could turn you in?"

Piggy: "When do we leave?"

You are taken to a shoddily built rocket, and soon enough are flying to Phobos, one of Mars' two moons.

Guard: "Since we are in space, your reversed gravity should have no noticeable effects."

Piggy: "Oh, good."

Voice: "WARNING! WARNING! A HOSTILE SHIP APPROACHING."

The guard looks out of the window to better inspect them.

Guard: "Oh, no, it's the space nazis! They probably want to kidnap us and demand a ransom. You, being already wanted by the law, are a very valuable target. I'll start the defence mechanisms."

The space nazis stop for a moment to view a large sign that has popped out of your rocket, saying: "Pity us. We're too poor to afford a proper defence mechanism.

Leader of the space nazis: "Only rich countries use that sign."

Another space nazi: "Yes, let's attack anyways."

Four space nazis enter your ship. The leader is a creature only two feet tall with a spiked trunk and strange-shaped eyes. The second-hand man is a Novevhri, an animal that looks like a tall bipedal duck with a skull. The thrid nazi is a large, tentacled blod with two conjoined eyes and a single pupil. The fourth is a humanoid robot.

The nazis: "Resistance is futile!"

The artificial gravity of the rocket is then turned off, and the nazis begin floating around. Then, the gravity is switched back on, and the naiz fall to the ground. This gives you enough time to escape to the nazi ship. By the time the nazis reach the cockpit, the two of you are long gone. The rocket then hits a meteor.

Guard: "We must quickly get to Phobos. Who knows what bandits or jehova's witnesses there are lurking around here."

Do you try and escape at this point?
*[[Piggy's Day/Try and escape]]
*[[Piggy's Day/Do not try to escape]]

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←Older revision		Revision as of 18:07, 27 March 2016
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	A spotlight appears from the room, and projects light onto a fairly large, high-technical machine.		A spotlight appears from the room, and projects light onto a fairly large, high-technical machine.

-	Piggy: "Now what kind of a microwave is this supposed to be?"	+	'''Piggy:''' "Now what kind of a microwave is this supposed to be?"

	You give the machine a jolly good bonk with your arm. The machine then starts to buzz. Then, you fall down a few meters.		You give the machine a jolly good bonk with your arm. The machine then starts to buzz. Then, you fall down a few meters.

-	Piggy: "Oh, what the hell, it was trapped? Weird, would've though they'd have a more effective trap down here."	+	'''Piggy:''' "Oh, what the hell, it was trapped? Weird, would've though they'd have a more effective trap down here."

	You get up, dust yourself off, and notice that you're standing on the ceiling. At this point, a man in a weird hat with a fork on it walks into the room.		You get up, dust yourself off, and notice that you're standing on the ceiling. At this point, a man in a weird hat with a fork on it walks into the room.

-	Weird hat man: "Excuse me, who are you?"	+	'''Weird hat man:''' "Excuse me, who are you?"

-	Piggy: "I'm Piggy. Who the hell are you?"	+	'''Piggy:''' "I'm Piggy. Who the hell are you?"

-	Weird hat man: "I'm from the guard of the emperor of Sfork."	+	'''Weird hat man:''' "I'm from the guard of the emperor of Sfork."

-	Piggy: "You mean the crazy guy? The guy who they call 'The emperor of forks?'"	+	'''Piggy:''' "You mean the crazy guy? The guy who they call 'The emperor of forks?'"

-	Guard: "He's not crazy! He has genuine authority over Phobos. Also, that gravity-reversing machine you've used is a secret project by our country. To preserve the secret, we need you to come to Phobos for the time being."	+	'''Guard:''' "He's not crazy! He has genuine authority over Phobos. Also, that gravity-reversing machine you've used is a secret project by our country. To preserve the secret, we need you to come to Phobos for the time being."

-	Piggy: "Nah, man."	+	'''Piggy:''' "Nah, man."

-	Guard: "You do realize that you're a convicted felon on the run, and we could turn you in?"	+	'''Guard:''' "You do realize that you're a convicted felon on the run, and we could turn you in?"

-	Piggy: "~~When do we leave?~~"	+	'''Piggy:''' "Well, if you wanna pull that 'convicted felon'-card then alright..."

	You are taken to a shoddily built rocket, and soon enough are flying to Phobos, one of Mars' two moons.		You are taken to a shoddily built rocket, and soon enough are flying to Phobos, one of Mars' two moons.

-	Guard: "Since we are in space, your reversed gravity should have no noticeable effects."	+	'''Guard:''' "Since we are in space, your reversed gravity should have no noticeable effects."

-	Piggy: "Oh, good."	+	'''Piggy:''' "Oh, good."

-	Voice: "WARNING! WARNING! A HOSTILE SHIP APPROACHING."	+	'''Voice:''' "WARNING! WARNING! A HOSTILE SHIP APPROACHING."

	The guard looks out of the window to better inspect them.		The guard looks out of the window to better inspect them.

-	Guard: "Oh, no, it's the space nazis! They probably want to kidnap us and demand a ransom. You, being already wanted by the law, are a very valuable target. I'll start the defence mechanisms."	+	'''Guard:''' "Oh, no, it's the space nazis! They probably want to kidnap us and demand a ransom. You, being already wanted by the law, are a very valuable target. I'll start the defence mechanisms."

	The space nazis stop for a moment to view a large sign that has popped out of your rocket, saying: "Pity us. We're too poor to afford a proper defence mechanism.		The space nazis stop for a moment to view a large sign that has popped out of your rocket, saying: "Pity us. We're too poor to afford a proper defence mechanism.

-	Leader of the space nazis: "Only rich countries use that sign."	+	'''Leader of the space nazis:''' "Only rich countries use that sign."

-	Another space nazi: "Yes, let's attack anyways."	+	'''Another space nazi:''' "Yes, let's attack anyways."

	Four space nazis enter your ship. The leader is a creature only two feet tall with a spiked trunk and strange-shaped eyes. The second-hand man is a Novevhri, an animal that looks like a tall bipedal duck with a skull. The thrid nazi is a large, tentacled blod with two conjoined eyes and a single pupil. The fourth is a humanoid robot.		Four space nazis enter your ship. The leader is a creature only two feet tall with a spiked trunk and strange-shaped eyes. The second-hand man is a Novevhri, an animal that looks like a tall bipedal duck with a skull. The thrid nazi is a large, tentacled blod with two conjoined eyes and a single pupil. The fourth is a humanoid robot.

-	The nazis: "Resistance is futile!"	+	'''The nazis:''' "Resistance is futile!"

-	The artificial gravity of the rocket is then turned off, and the nazis begin floating around. Then, the gravity is switched back on, and the naiz fall to the ground. This gives you enough time to escape to the nazi ship. By the time the nazis reach the cockpit, the two of you are long gone. The rocket then hits a meteor.	+	The artificial gravity of the rocket is then turned off, and the nazis begin floating around. Then, the gravity is switched back on, and the naiz fall to the ground. This gives you enough time to escape to the nazi ship. By the time the nazis reach the cockpit, the two of you are long gone. The rocket then hits a meteor, with the space nazis still inside.

-	Guard: "We must quickly get to Phobos. Who knows what bandits or jehova's witnesses there are lurking around here."	+	'''Guard:''' "We must quickly get to Phobos. Who knows what bandits or jehova's witnesses there are lurking around here."

	Do you try and escape at this point?		Do you try and escape at this point?