Smash an expensive porcelain vase

From Create Your Own Story

You take hold of a dusty porcelain vase and lob it into the air, then shatter it with your pitchfork as it comes back down, sending shards all flying around you.

You've just inflicted $480 of property damage!

All around you, the destruction continues.

Do you:

Status
Health Bandaged leg, charred ½ thumb Equipment:

Pants, hand-rake, pitchfork

Property Damage Inflicted $857
Blood 10.5 pints
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