Shoot yourself with a rubber band
From Create Your Own Story
You start flicking yourself with rubber bands. People turn and look at you like you are insane. You would too. Suddenly, the author's voice booms into the screen:
"THIS IS TOO BORING! OTHER INTERACTIVES HAVE DRAGONS, ZOMBIES, OR AT LEAST A FIST FIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS STORY?...."
"OH YEAH... I MADE IT.... SORRY, SO... UH.... ONTO A DIFFERENT STORY!"
Suddenly, a portal opens, leading to a different world....
