Piggy's Day/You do understand
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "Are you serious?"
Hitler: "Ja."
You leave hastily. You happen to speak german to some extent, and as far as you could tell, that meant: "Don't trust the devil. He fooled me and he'll fool you too."
You go and speak to Satan.
Piggy: "Uuhh... I need to visit the overworld to get some more evil-things."
Satan: "Oh, sure thing. Just remember to return here."
Satan snaps your fingers, and you fly off back through the hole and into your living room. You then go and rent a cement mixer, and fill the hole, so that you can't fall through again. Satan notices this.
Satan: "Hey... Wha- YOU CHEATER! YOU KNOW HOW I DISLIKE CHEATERS! You'll pay for this..."
Your house begins to shake violently. This ends after about ten seconds. A few paintings fell off the wall, but otherwise everything seems fine. You take a look at the time from a clock that fell on the floor.
Piggy: "Well, that wasn't so bad. Huh, I wonder if the post has arrived yet"
As you step outside, you see something.
Piggy: "Hm? Who the hell are you?"
You are met with a tyrannosaurus rex.
Piggy: "Oh, great. I've found a visitor even less desirealbe than John Timberman."
Coincidentally, John Timberman, who was stalking you in a bush in order to surprise and kill you, peers out."
John: "Someone mentioned me?"
Piggy: "JOHN! IFELLTHROUGHTHEFLOORINTOHELLANDTHENICHEATEDSATANTOGETBACKUPANDTHENIFILLEDTHEHOLEWITHCONCRETEBUTSATANSENTTHATTYRANNOSAURUSONTOMY DOOR, HELP!"
John: "And why should I help you?"
The tyrannosaurus eats John whole.
Piggy: "Well, if you want me to start listing reasons... there's one."
John, however, is not the softest of stick-men. He has won the title for "The World's Toughest Stick-man" five times, and dinosauruses are often used as opponents in the preliminary rounds. John opens the dinosaur's mouth by standing up with raised arms.
John: "This reminds me of last years competition!"
You take advantage of the situation and leave. After exiting your lawn, you notice that the street has turned into cobblestone.
Piggy: "Hey... What gives?"
Then, as you raise your head, you realize that Satan didn't send a tyrannosaurus on your front door - he sent you back to the cretaceous period. You hide in a bush so that the tyrannosaurus can't see you.
Piggy: "Okay, the lesson here is clearly: 'Don't fuck with Satan.'"
Suddenly, the bush that you were hiding behind starts moving. Appareantly, Satan put a pterosaur with a fake bush here, so that you'd walk into it. The pterosaur flies off with you on its back, but falls down very quickly.
Piggy: "Fly, you stupid lizard! I'm not that fat."
