Piggy's Day/Randomly press buttons
From Create Your Own Story
Captain: I'm not sure about this..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "Oh, for fucks sake! Just mash your head onto the control board and be done with it!"
Captain: "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe..."
Piggy 2B0F36: "PRESS THE BUTTON YOU STUPID HOE!"
Piggy 2B0F36 starts slamming the buttons in non-sequential order. This is actually a secret code that gives access to the technical information.
Voice: "Welcome, Mr. or Mrs. President."
Piggy: "What did you just do?"
Piggy 2B0F36 scraches his head in confusion.
Piggy 2B0F36: "I... I don't know. But hey, whatever works, right?"
A.I. Piggy takes a closer look at the information panel
A.I. Piggy: "It says here that the elevator cable is made of titanium strands surrounding a very long bar of duranium."
Piggy: "Well that won't help. Duranium is like... I think the third-strongest material in the known universe. Is there anything more relevant?"
A.I. Piggy: "Oh, here we go. It also says that in an emergency the cable can be dislocated by pressing some weird combination of buttons."
You go on trying to find the buttons described in the information. The description is however very unclear, and the attempts are in vain.
You: