Piggy's Day/Keep quiet
From Create Your Own Story
You also see Satan, and have the decency to keep quiet. Satan is overseeing a building project conducted by the Groke and a few demons.
Satan: "What's taking so long with those ladders? I have other things to do, you know."
Groke: "Sorry. The only place that sold ladders was Ikea, and we had to open three thousand boxes of these metal poles, and then organize them. Also, it's not like you HAVE to supervise us..."
Satan: "You never know - we are very close to the exit, and someone might try and escape while you buffoons are faffing about. Now Groke, you know about this already, but only a few hours ago some clowns crashed through the cave in which I was drinking my tea with an excavator of some sort. I already had the wreckage checked, and there was nobody there, so they must be lurking about around here."
Demon: "What's it your business anyways to deal with mortals? Usually you don't mind satanists hanging around."
Satan: "I'm the leader here, and I have full rights to be inconsistent."
You sneak right overhead of Satan, and go as far as possible towards the middle of the dome. There, you find a short pair of ladders leading up to a small, discreet cave. At the end, sits an elevator. On the door is a sign reading: "FOR STAFF ONLY".
Piggy: "I did not expect this."
Marine: "Let's go already, before anyone hears us."
You go inside and press the button to go up. Just as the doors close, you have a thought.
Piggy: "Hey, where does this thing lead to?"
It leads: