Late to class
From Create Your Own Story
After showering, you drive to school and walk casually into math class. As the girls watch you walk in, you pound your Ted's fist. He's been your best friend since freshman year and he is on the basketball team.
The teacher, Mr. Wilcox, addresses you as you take your seat, "Mr. Hardy, do you have a reason for being so tardy?"
Yeah sorry Mr. Wilcox, I was...