Get Up and Take a Shower
From Create Your Own Story
You sit up and stretch. You scratch as you walk towards the bathroom. Suddenly you feel an intense pain on your head and everything goes black.
When you wake up a diminunative man is standing over you. He cannot be taller than three feet or weigh more than seventy pounds. You wonder how on earth he brought you down. As if he could read your mind he says, "It's simple really. I just chucked a rock at your head."
You reach back to explore the enormous knot on the back of your head. It smarts terribly and is throbbing. "Who are you?" you stammer.
"My name's Bob."
"What do you want?"
"Technochocolate."
"Techno-what?"
"Technochocolate! You mean to tell me you have no knowledge of it?"
"Yeah, little man."
"It is a great and powerful thing, though very high in staurated fat. I have come because my stature keeps me from retreiving it myself. I was told you were large and strong. Will you assist me?"
