Crappy Life
From Create Your Own Story
Your name is Bob McDouche. You have an incredibly crappy life. Maybe if you're lucky, you can make it un-crappy. Then again, maybe you could make it even crappier.
You live in a crappy apartment in a crappy neighborhood in a crappy city. Life is, well, crappy.
You just woke up. Your crappy alarm clock says it is 8:00 AM. You wonder if the stupid thing is even giving you the right time. Maybe it hates you like the rest of the world.
You decide to trust the alarm clock.
Now that you're awake, you can begin yet another crappy day.
