Back out and walk away
From Create Your Own Story
You turn around to leave, but run into a man that you didn't see behind you. He starts to mutter an apology before realising his hand is on one of your balls. He stares down at your massive testicles before looking up at you with an obvious look of fear. It seems that he knows why you have your certain enlargement. What do you do?
Let him go, who is he going to tell?
Show him how your new reproductive system works (warning CV)