Set an Ewok Trap

From Create Your Own Story

Thinking quickly you suspend two giant logs from ropes, leaving a space large enough for a tank to fit comfortably through. As the tank drives through your Ewok friends (Yup it just went there) cut the ropes and the logs swing together smashing the tank. Breathing a sigh of relief you and Mete Porris slump against a nearby tree and try to catch your breath. Within moments you hear a sickening crunching and twisting sound, looking toward the tank you see the side deform and floating out of it is Darth Santonio Holmes. Mete Porris grabs his foam sword thinking it’s a lightsaber and runs up to Santonio, booping him on the nose with the foam toy Mete laughs. Santonio scowls and cuts Mete in half with his Llghtsaber. Out of nowhere May Janzella flies in with his X-Wing (Modified 1996 Chevy Cavalier) Jumping out he ignites his blue lightsaber and engages Darth Holmes in a fight, naturally May Janzella ruins Darth Holmes’ day, dudes a Jedi after all (and single, ladies). May looks at Darth Santonio and smiles’; walking over to At Malley May extends his fingers “Lemme touch your face.” The gang gets a beer.

(The End)