Joe

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Joe is a resourceful fellow with friends in low, low places.

Full name: You don't need to know

Mother's maiden name: Lamont

Age: 25

Hair color: Blonde

Eye color: Blue

Address: 47 Quist Street, Hoboken, New Jersey

Occupation: Free Craigslist stuff harvester

Aliases: Outback Joe, Appalachia Joe

Height: 6 feet, 2 inches

Weight: 247 pounds

Disposition: Paranoid

Useful skills: I'll list them when I have a spare 5 hours