Jade Rogue--Answer your phone naked.

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So what if you're in the nude, it's your house, right?

As you stretch out of your damp bed (must've had some awesome dreams) and pick up your phone, you remember your window curtains are opened and your hot neighbor, a young man with sandy hair and green eyes stares back at you, cradling his phone to his ear. You can't tell if he's naked, too, because he's covered up too well, but you close the curtains anyway. You don't know this man.

"Hello?" you say into the phone.

"Why'd you close your curtains?" It is your hunky neighbor. You can practically hear the smirk in his voice.

What do you say?

Jade Rogue-Nothing. My life is none of this man's business. Hang up.

Jade Rogue-"Cuz you're not my type."

Jade Rogue-"I'm married, douchebag. So, forget everything you've seen, and get the fuck outta my life!"

Jade Rogue-"Um...I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"

Status
Health 100 Equipment:

Nakedness, cell phone, douchebag neighbor's attention (way to go, dumbass)

MP yo momma
Level 1
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