Anal City, USA
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You are a resident of Collin's Gate in Anal City, USA. Your suburb is quiet, peaceful, and full of missionary-style sex. You feel as though you're not living up to the founding fathers' dream of an anal-only lifestyle.
You:
Accept that life doesn't always go your way and continue your missionary life.