TLJ: R2 proposes something crazy

From Create Your Own Story

However, R2 thinks that the contact could be made between the crystal and the mechanical pieces with certain factors. You laugh it off, Rey needs a lightsaber, not a disco light. Moreover, she would look great standing in front of Kylo Ren, tall and proud... then her weapon stops working and she is stuck asking for a timeout while she hits it repeatedly. Kylo Ren wouldn’t stand a chance. R2 says that a tenth of a lightsaber is still better than no lightsaber, but it is only a matter of days before the inconsistent weapon causes her doom.

It degenerates into a full argument which also turns into name calling. You knew R2 was a one of a kind droid, but to get mad when you don’t agree with him! Rey tried to calm both of you but the name calling turns into personal attacks. Then, out of nowhere, R2 gets a dildo out of his body and slaps you with it. Well, if he wants to play that sort of game... To his surprise, you too get your dildo out and cockslap him. All hell breaks loose as the two of you start fighting and hitting each other with your dildos.

“ENOUGH!” Rey screams as she grabs both of your dongs and goes between you. “You are acting like children! Is that how you are going to work together from now on?” She asks.

You both answer “no” and she forces you to apologize to each other. She then starts a long speech on how both of you would make a great team if you collaborated and she goes on and on. It quickly bores you, you already know everything she is saying. You are more interested in her delicate hand on your dildo, this brings back quite a few memories of Jakku.

What happens next?

• TLJ: Start stroking yourself in her hand

• TLJ: Keep listening to her