Go find your brother (Fantasy Creatures)
From Create Your Own Story
You decide bothering your brother might be entertaining. You get up, and begin to head for his room. As you approach the door, you realise there's noise coming from inside. It's quite the distinctive sound. You know exactly what he's doing in there. You can hear the faint slapping and quiet grumbles of a man married to his hand. It's kinda sad, really. He's in his late twenties now and never once had a woman to do it for him. You decide it might be fun to embarrass him by bursting in, so you open his door.
Turns out, you must've opened it quieter than you thought, because he doesn't notice you. You look over and see him lying down on his bed, pumping his hand beneath the covers.
"Am I interrupting something?" you say.
He immediately stops and recoils. "How long have you been fucking standing there?"
"Like, a fucking second. I see you were, uh, negotiating an alliance between Handerland and Dickistan under there."
Sven rolls his eyes. "Just..."
He stops himself for some reason. You wait, but he doesn't finish his sentence.
"Just what?" you ask.
"Oh my god, are you hard?" he asks.
You realise that you very much are. You cover up your bulge with your hand.
"That's just fucking wrong," you mutter at your penis.
What happens next?
