Try float over to her

From Create Your Own Story

You decide to just approach this head on, and just get yourself in there before your swelling balls rupture. This would be a simple task if not for the fact she's just floating in the middle of the sky. You have this very convenient cloud to stand on but she has nothing.

Coming to the conclusion you should probably keep the cloud you attempt to move it in all sorts of nonsensical ways. All to no avail. At one point you even attempted to make cloud shoes and just walk over, but they would dissipate after a short time.

You figure the cloud must be immovable, but since she doesn't have one maybe you don't need one after all. You steel your resolve and leap forward into the sky. Miraculously, you aren't falling. So you step forward and forward again. But now somehow you are falling. Fast.

Not sure whether you're more scared or confused you just rigidly plummet. But after deciding you should at least look around. As you turn your body around and see what fate awaits you, what comes into view is otherworldly.

The only things in sight are stone dildos in assorted sizes. Some as big as mountains but none smaller than baseball bats. As you realize your just seconds away from plummeting into the head of a mountain-sized stone dildo, a shriek of panic and horror escapes your mouth. It's getting closer. Closer. Closer.

You wake in panic breathing heavy from sure death. You decide it's probably better for you to just get out of bed