Travel down the yellow-brick road

From Create Your Own Story

You follow the road, walking for several hours without seeing much of any interest. You're passing by a cornfield when you spot a raggedy straw man with a painted face hanging on a pole. He isn't doing a very good job of scaring the crows away. There are several among the corn and one perched right on the dildo strapped to his waist.

"Hello," says the scarecrow. "Would you mind helping me down?"

Do you:

• Help the scarecrow get down
• Walk right on past the scarecrow
• Examine the scarecrow's dildo