Eat the donuts by yourself.
From Create Your Own Story
Okay. I see how it is, then. You've asked for it.
You sit down at a table by yourself, a cartoon thundercloud over your head due to how miserable and lonely you're deciding to be. You reach into the pack of donuts, taking one out and taking a bite out of it. It's filled with sugar, spice, and everything nice, except the donut maker said "fuck it" and decided to add "Chemical X" specifically to your batch of donuts, because you weren't reading the damn story correctly.
Naturally, eating the donut causes you to turn into a floating child, and also replaces your penis with a vagina. Congratulations -- you are now a Powerpuff Girl. And you're not a cute Powerpuff Girl, either. You're fucking ugly.
Since you're now a Powerpuff Girl, your appearance is incomparable to that of your original self. You're declared "missing", and the random Powerpuff Girl (A.K.A. the actual you) is kicked out of Kemonomimi Academy. You've now lost your looks, your manhood, and your animal girl paradise. Way to fucking go.
THE END
