Piggy's Day/Sitting on him
From Create Your Own Story
One of the Zzyxz's sits on top of Satan.
Zzyxz: "Silence! We're in control now."
The Zzyxz forgot to thaw itself out, and sitting on top of the ropes causes them to burn up.
Zzyxz: "Oh noes..."
Satan then gets up very, very angry.
Satan: "You trying to organize a rebellion, huh!? I'll teach you to behave! GROKE! GET DOWN HERE YOU USELESS BAG OF FUCKS!"
Zzyzx: "No... Not Groke!"
You are terrified by the prospect of seeing the Groke in person, as you've often had nightmares about it. The Groke appears in the room.
Groke: "I'll freeze you to death!"
All of you run panicking out of the room and dissipate.
Zzyxz: "What'll we do?"
Piggy: "Don't ask me, this is your fault!"
Groke: "Get back here, I can't catch you like this!"
Satan: "True."
Satan then snaps his fingers, and the Groke's legs grow twice longer, so it can move at a considerable pace.
Groke: "When I get a hold of you, I'll throw you down into a pit so deep, even your screams won't escape!"
You then have an idea:
