Piggy's Day/North

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The airport is in the south side of town, so you end up in the town. There you see something you recognize from the brochure.

Piggy: "Hmm... the Leaky Whale, the only bar in South Greenland. Why not?"

You enter the bar, and the barkeep greets you.

Barkeep: "Godag, talking pig."

Piggy: "Same goes for you, talking ape."

Barkeep: "A-hah. Very funny. Would you like a drink?"

Piggy: "Sure. Make it non-alcoholic, I'm only 15 years old."

This is true. You were born in 31996, and now it's 32011. The barkeep hands you a soda.

Barkeep: "Here you go. Have some whale-o's too, they're free."

Whale-o's are your favourite food. They are made entirely out of whale fat.

Piggy: "FREE WHALE-O'S?"

One of the bars patrons turns to you.

Man: "Ja. Whaling is our main source of income, and 2 pounds of Whale-o's costs like five cents."

As the barkeeper turns back to you, you've already left.

Barkeeper: "So, what brings you to.... Hey, where did that pig go?"

Man: "He rushed out after I told him the price for Whale-o's. He said: 'I'll buy it all!"

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