Eat the idiot
From Create Your Own Story
With a swipe of your tail, you send the sword flying from his hand. Then you toss your screaming parcel into the air and open your mouth. The soldier falls in your mouth and you begin to chew. You hear his flesh tear and bones shatter under your mighty teeth. His screams die instantly. You make a face and begin to choke on the armor. You can taste his flesh, and it tastes absolutly repulsive. You begin to gag. Up comes the body. You look at the bloody mass in disgust.
