Call room service and ask for Gail

From Create Your Own Story

There's a long wait, and then the receptionist gets back on the phone.

"Sir? I apologize in advance, but it seems we have... an unusual situation."

She continues, "Gail will only be available if you make a promise to, ahem, not to use elephant-sized condoms in her presence."

"What do you say, Sir?"

Do you:

• Promise not to wear the elephant condom
• Tell them this is unacceptable
• Sigh wearily and order the receptionist to bring up the largest condom that the staff does handle