Order a Rolling Rock

From Create Your Own Story

You gesture to the keg containing the Rolling Rock. "One mug, please," you say, handing over the $3 charge.

You slowly drink your beer. You have one gulp left when two women walk over and sit nearby. One is tall [you guess about 6-foot-8 at least], slim and muscular, with hair dyed every color of the rainbow. Her friend is about 4-foot-9, slightly chubby, with the left half of her hair dyed purple and the right half dyed green.

You Decide To:

• Speak to the tall rainbow-haired woman
• Speak to the short purple-and-green-haired woman
• Walk out of the bar, hippies are fucking disgusting