Piggy's Day/You will fall for it
From Create Your Own Story
However, about three minutes in you find yourself furiously reading through one of them.
Piggy: "Let's see. 'You find a wallet on the street, and you notice it has the owner's name and adress. Do you return the wallet to it's owner? If yes, read on, if no, move to page 15.' I'm going to keep the wallet to myself. Screw the police!"
You turn to page 15.
Piggy: "The police comes, and blows up your ass. That's gotta be a translation error."
You then turn the book around to inspect it's back cover, and notice a sticker saying "Made in China"
Piggy: "Oh, nevermind, then."
Grudgingly you venture back upstairs.
Piggy: "Bah! I've made no use of this day whatsoever! Although, it is only 2 pm...."
You decide to go: