Eat your fnord on toast

From Create Your Own Story

You eat your big red fnord on toast. It is crunchy and satisfying. Having filled your sotmach with its goodness, do you now:

• Declaire yourself a Pope
• Try to summon Eris
• Go get a hotdog
• Roll dice
• Invest in a printing press
• Do something completely random!
• Add fake, unclickable links on web pages
• Start posting Fnords on message boards
• Bless a cockroach

Urp.