Leave home right now
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You sprint out the door and down the street. You get two blocks down the road and realize what you're wearing is probably more embarrassing than being nude. Not wanting to be seen, you hide in the nearby woods. You start to walk along what seems to be a dirt bike trail, and you notice two squirrels getting it on in a tree. Then it hits you. What you really need is to have sex. From this day on, your only goal in life will be to punch that first hole out of your V-Card. But it's gonna' be tough, because now you're homeless as well.
Your first step is to...
