Tell her you shot your partner

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"I killed my partner," you say in a calm voice.

"I'm sorry...what did you just say," she responds with obvious confusion.

"Yeah," you reply, "I shot him several times...while I was totally banging this slutty MILF!"

She seems speechless for a moment, "Is, is this some kind of joke?!" she asks with outrage building up in her voice.

"No!" you assure her with confidence, "I'm being a 100% serious right now. I killed my partner while I was screwing some woman we pulled over only minutes ago."

"I...how..why?!" again she seem to be at a loss for words.

"I just thought it was so awesome, and I really wanted someone to know" you explain proudly.

"Officer," she finally says in a grave tone, "Where is your current location?"

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You are possessing:
Police Officer
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