You've done enough inciting for one day. Go do something else

From Create Your Own Story

You leave the crowd wanting more. Getting into your military-grade Hummer H2, with a scowl on your face, feels mighty good--especially when you remember that you pushed an old lady down the stairs, earlier today. Yep: Conservativism sure is cool.

So, what's next on your highly red agenda?

• Shoot some dumb animals
• Drive to a park and run over a bunch of stupid children
• Call in a bomb threat to an elementary school
• March into a Liberal rally with a posse of gun-weilding goons, and fuck shit up