Rant about the Liberals' social ideals

From Create Your Own Story

"Do you like gay people?" you ask of your enthused crowd. "No!" they respond, impassioned. "Liberals like gay people! Liberals want gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and even transexuals to walk our streets!" Cries of fury are emitted from the crowd. "Doesn't our sacred, Holy Bible state that homosexuality is blasphemy?! Why would anyone blaspheme our Lord?! You know what? God, DAMN all Liberals, and all gays! God bless America, and God bless the Republican party!" The audience uproars, in approval. You:

• Bow and exit the stage
• Jump into the crowd, like a hypocrite