Commit suicide by crashing the Volvo at its top speed

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you hit the accelerator and get up to 100 mph.

you drive it into a telephone pole. the pole impacts the car and slices through it like butter. you lurch forward and smash through the windshield. you fly what seams like a mile and slide several yards across the concrete. just before you loose conciseness you lament your lack of wearing a seat-belt

YOU ARE DEAD.

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